Planetary Celebrities: If Planets Had Hollywood Agents
If planets had Hollywood agents, the red carpets would be intergalactic. Each celestial body has a personality that screams A-list energy, from over-the-top divas to mysterious method actors. Here’s a sneak peek at what the planetary Walk of Fame would look like:
Sun – Leonardo DiCaprio: Always at the center of attention, shines so bright that even critics can’t ignore him. Probably gives dramatic monologues just for fun.
Moon – Lana Del Rey: Lives in an eternal indie film with a soft glow and melancholic background music. Writes poetry about past lives and lost love. Probably owns too many candles.
Mercury – Ryan Reynolds: Talks faster than a caffeinated auctioneer, delivers sarcasm with surgical precision. Probably has a list of comebacks ready before conversations even start.
Venus – Zendaya: Graceful, elegant, and effortlessly cool. Somehow always trending without even trying.
Mars – Tom Cruise: Wakes up and chooses action sequences, has the energy of someone who drinks five espressos before sunrise.
Jupiter – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: Bigger than life, always hyping everyone up. Inspires people to chase dreams while casually lifting boulders.
Saturn – Meryl Streep: No nonsense, expects nothing less than perfection. Has awards for days but doesn’t need to flaunt them.
Uranus – Timothée Chalamet: Doesn’t follow trends, is the trend. Has main character energy in an artsy, unconventional way.
Neptune – Harry Styles: Floats through life like a daydream, dresses like a time traveler from the ’70s.
Pluto – Keanu Reeves: Mysterious, deep, could disappear for years, only to return cooler than before. Moves in silence but has a cult-like following.
Discover more about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for all zodiac signs.
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